Saturday, March 29, 2014

Part Sixteen – A Port in Any Storm

Welcome! Trying to brighten up the mood of the blog a bit. So, to make the Blogspot a little more warm and fuzzy, here are some kittens.


Feel better? Me too! Last week I had my second infusion treatment of the miracle drug Avastin. At that time, my nurses up on the 4th floor decided that the new treatment would be helped along greatly if I would get a “port” implanted in my chest to dispense the drug directly into my bloodstream. This port is installed under the skin in my chest, then connects to a short tube (it’s called a “catheter,” but that word still gives me nightmares), and finally to a large vein in my heart. This makes it nice and easy for the nurses to plug me in for my bi-weekly chemo sessions instead of having to poke around for a vein that’s not wrecked already. It also can be used to take blood samples, inject contrast dye for MRI's, and other handy uses I haven’t heard about yet.


Of course, nobody mentioned that this port makes the nurses’ jobs a lot easier also. I was given what looked like a Hollywood-produced video to sell me on the idea. Wondering if I can dispense some scotch or bourbon via this device? Perhaps that idea is just waiting for the right genius to make some medical history!

So, last Friday I go down to UNM Hospital again to get fitted with my new gear. After the usual hurry up and wait, I’m finally wheeled in to get prepped for surgery. (Goodbye, chest hair.) I’m supposed to be awake for the surgery, but that plan is scrapped as soon as they start pumping happy gas into my breathing apparatus, and I’m off on my best nap in months. I’m woken in time (about 90 min, or so I’m told) for the doctor to show me his handiwork, then I’m wheeled off to the recovery room. After a while a nurse shows up, everything is disconnected, clothes back on and I’m good to go.

Pam is waiting for me with one of her oldest friends. I’m still a little woozy but I’m starved (no food or drink allowed since last night), so we all head out for something to eat. We enjoy a nice lunch, then we drop Joan off at her car to head up to Santa Fe, and we head on home. I’m home an hour or so when the drugs wear off and I am suddenly and rudely reminded that my shoulder was cut open a few hours ago. Something from my stash of pain meds washed down with a little Jameson’s helps a bit, but the recliner is where I’ll be sleeping tonight.

The next day I feel better, tho the pain meds are still my best friends. In a week I will be back at the UNM Cancer Center taking my newly implanted apparatus on its maiden voyage for another infusion treatment. Here’s hoping the Avastin does its job and we will many more visits here in the Blogspot.

As they say, hope springs eternal . . . which of course reminds me that Opening Day is on Monday! As Cubs fans, we have little more than hope, but what the hell . . . it’s baseball!

GOODBYE AMIGOS!  SEE YOU SOON!  HAHA!!


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